Bleh!
From Bollocks to Blinding
For a while, I found myself responding to everything as either Bollocks or Brilliant. Then it hit me—maybe I needed more words to capture the full spectrum of quality. And just like that, Bleh! was born. Read more About Bleh!
The Bleh Review System
—This started as a way to rate the junk I bought and the nonsense I endured. Now it covers all of life’s little letdowns and rare triumphs — from tech and telly to awkward breakfasts and botched bureaucracy. Five blunt ratings, zero waffle. If it’s brilliant, I’ll say so. If it’s bollocks, I’ll say that louder.
Bollocks
—Let’s be honest; it’s a complete disaster. Think of this as a public service announcement—stuff that’s not only bad but a waste of everyone’s time. If something ends up here, just avoid it.
Latest Bollocks:
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Episode II: Attack of the Stones
Left Flank, Left Waiting You know you’re in trouble when your infection has more NHS mileage than your car. Four months of festering on the…
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Episode I: The Phantom Urologist
It started, as these things often do, with the promise of progress. A urology appointment, finally. I walked in hopeful. The consultant opened with, “I…
Bleh
—Mediocre at best. These are the things that try but don’t quite succeed. Not completely terrible, but nothing to write home about. In other words, underwhelming—you could take it or leave it.
Latest Bleh:
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!
—I Can’t Believe They Use The Word Butter! Let’s get straight to it. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” is a name so fraudulent it…
Basic
—Gets the job done. Not thrilling, but reliable enough. These are your average, functional choices that won’t wow you but won’t let you down either. They’re fine —just don’t expect fireworks.
Latest Basic:
Banging
—Solid stuff, worth a look. This is where things start to get interesting. If it’s “Banging,” it’s genuinely good, engaging, and worth your time. You’ll probably want to check it out.
Latest Banging:
Blinding
—Absolutely brilliant. The cream of the crop. The things I can’t recommend enough. If it’s in the Blinding category, it’s the stuff you don’t want to miss – go ahead, dive right in.
Latest Blinding: