Bleh!
From Bollocks to Blinding
For a while, I found myself responding to everything as either Bollocks or Brilliant. Then it hit me—maybe I needed more words to capture the full spectrum of quality. And just like that, Bleh! was born. Read more About Bleh!
The Bleh Review System
—my no-nonsense way of breaking down the good, the bad, and the utterly pointless. Here’s how I rate everything, from products to podcasts, so you know exactly what’s worth a look and what’s better left untouched:
Bollocks
—Let’s be honest; it’s a complete disaster. Think of this as a public service announcement—stuff that’s not only bad but a waste of everyone’s time. If something ends up here, just avoid it.
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Never Mind the Bollocks…
—Inspired by the infamous punk album (and for the record, I love a bit of punk), Bollocks is where I call out the content that just doesn’t cut it. These are the products, shows, or trends that fail so miserably that they’re almost punk-worthy in their rebellion against quality. If it lands here, it’s a total miss—pure nonsense not worth your time and, quite frankly, best left forgotten. It’s Bollocks!
Bleh
—Mediocre at best. These are the things that try but don’t quite succeed. Not completely terrible, but nothing to write home about. In other words, underwhelming—you could take it or leave it.
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The Bleh Which Project…
—Taking a playful spin on both The Blair Witch Project and Which?, the “trusty” review magazine, the Bleh category is all about the content that lands somewhere in the murky middle. These are the slightly underwhelming options that don’t offend but don’t impress either. It’s like wandering around the woods, stumbling over twigs, finding soggy leaves, and maybe even spotting a suspicious pile of stones or a few effigies—nothing disastrous. Still, you’ll definitely wish for something a bit more exciting.
Basic
—Gets the job done. Not thrilling, but reliable enough. These are your average, functional choices that won’t wow you but won’t let you down either. They’re fine —just don’t expect fireworks.
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Basic Instincts…
—It’s all about the essentials—the Basic, dependable picks that get the job done without frills or flair. Inspired by Basic Instinct, these are the safe, reliable choices you might instinctively choose when you want something solid and functional—like the character played by Sharon Stone in the film—hmm!. They’re pleasing and unflashy, covering the Basics so you don’t have to look too hard for something reliable.
Banging
—Solid stuff, worth a look. This is where things start to get interesting. If it’s “Banging,” it’s genuinely good, engaging, and worth your time. You’ll probably want to check it out.
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The Big Banging Theory…
—Borrowing from The Big Bang Theory, this category showcases only the (almost) best of the best—stuff that’s engaging, clever, and totally worth your time. Like Sheldon’s brightest theories or Leonard’s most impressive experiments, these picks stand out for their quality and quirks alike. They’re smart, entertaining, and leave a lasting impact, managing to be fun without ever losing their spark. If it’s in Banging, it’s a bang-on choice for brilliance that’s bound to leave you grinning—Bazinga!
Blinding
—Absolutely brilliant. The cream of the crop. The things I can’t recommend enough. If it’s in the Blinding category, it’s the stuff you don’t want to miss – go ahead, dive right in.
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The Big Banging Theory…
–A cheeky twist on Peaky Blinders, Blinding is where I spotlight the absolute best—content so impressive it practically blinds you with brilliance. These are the top-tier recommendations with just a hint of that Shelby swagger, the kinds of finds that don’t ask for attention—they command it. Like Tommy Shelby’s sharp suits and sharper wit, if it’s in Blinding, it’s bold, impressive, and absolutely unmissable.